Engineering vs. Sales
Yep, you are right, there IS a difference between engineers and the rest of the planet.... personally I think you have it backwards though, it is the rest of the universe that needs to be locked away for it's own safety, not us..... after all, we "get it", they don't.
By the way, you wouldn't happen to have to be double jointed to accomplish the rope trick do you? (just trying to narrow the number of possible solutions don'cha know......)