Engineering vs. Sales
A salesman and an engineer went to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
They rented a log cabin, and when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside.
At that point the salesman said to the engineer: "You unpack while I go and find us a bear."
The engineer finished unpacking and then went and sat outside to wait. He did not have to wait too long.
Soon he could hear noises in the forest. The noises got nearer - and suddenly there was the salesman, running across the clearing toward the cabin, pursued by one of the largest and most ferocious grizzley bears the engineer had ever seen.
"Open the door!" shouted the salesman. The engineer opened the door. The salesman ran to the door, suddenly stopped, and stepped to one side.
The bear, carried by its momentum, continued though the door and disappeared inside.
The salesman promptly shut the door on it, turned, looked at the engineer, and said:
"Ok, you skin that one while I go rustle us up another."